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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

/**
 * Gets the user
 **/
fun getUser() {
    return this.user;
}

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I don't think I understand what's happening here…

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me find the sequence diagram...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You need the requirements doc from marketing. Then it will all totally make sense for sure. No cap.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Okay now I get the joke.
I hate these kind of people.

By the way, your ``` both need to be on their own, separate line

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It renders correctly in my client (Sync), what are you using? I'll edit it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It renders correctly on the web as well for me.

But the ``` being on their own line is how to write it properly, as stated this website among many others.

This way, you can put the intended programming language on the same line as the first ```, ensuring proper colour coding!

Ex.

echo "Hello $name\n";

echo "Hello $name\n";

EDIT I checked on mobile, it rendered odd on Jerboa for me:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client before the edit

Now it is fixed:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client after the edit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep, I know, but my code isn't in a real language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also not do it, it was just an additional comment!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for your code review. :-D