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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?