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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I rate it 1 star if it asks before I could possibly have even used it.

It would have to be a truly miraculous app that transforms my life for me to change a review.

If it asks after the 20th or so use, then it gets 5 stars because I obviously open it a bunch and regardless of my feelings, it's obviously useful to me.

Bank and medical apps get an automatic 1 star because I don't get a choice in using them and I want them always improving.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

What if it asks after 5 uses... oh sorry I meant after every 5 uses, until you give in? :-P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And if they use the dark pattern of a fake in-app review, so that they can redirect only the good ratings to the app store while opening a "feedback form" for bad ratings - I will actually go out of my way and open the app store and give them a one-star anyway.