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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meth head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, makos are a bullet train with teeth and something to prove, hammerheads are just plain graceful.

Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I'll vote for the Great HH.

[edit 2nd coolest sharks are Nurse Sharks because you can wade / sit in the water and they come up like dogs.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nurse sharks are friendly? The things I remember about them from my childhood book on sharks are: they sleep in big piles on the ocean floor, their eggs are like weird sacks, and they latch on after biting and will not let go

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They're little sea puppies that are perfectly happy to cruise around while you swim with them. At least that's the grey nurse sharks we get in aus. The ones you're describing sound more like wobbegongs or similar. The grey nurses need to be in highly oxygenated water.

Grey nurses also used to have a rep as "man eaters" but that was just because of how they looked,not any actual attacks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was able to pet a bunch of them and huge stingrays off of Belize while snorkeling. The boat I was on tossed a bunch of chum and then five minutes later we jumped in. They were all so chill with full bellies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Grey Nurse Shark in Australia is a Sand-Tiger in the rest of the world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The Bahamas you can do this, but you are absolutely correct, and I think they are like ranked 5 or 6 in human bites, something ridiculously high, because they are all calm and people get stupid, mostly divers from what I've heard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They're normally docile, unless you get caught up in them while they're feeding

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I totally forgot about those ....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pretty good sharks! Agree with your post though. Saw sharks are just some cool guys.

If you wanna love and hate sharks simultaneously, watch My Octopus Teacher. Incredible documentary of nature happening, and there’s some heady shark action on top of the best octopus character study I’ve ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tell me what white tips are like.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Reef Whitetips are a good book, mostly harmless so Don't Panic.

Oceanic Whitetips - straight gangsters ... When they come rolling in on a dive it's ALWAYS gonna be more than one like you intha wrong hood cuz and thugs be comin up outta the shadows circling you, checking you out deciding if you a pussy ass or what. (Spoiler: They always eventually decide you are in fact a pussy ass ...aallllwwwaaayysssss)

I don't fuck with these at all ever, I get the fuck out of the water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oceanic white tips? 10ft long roided out aquatic honeybadger that can smell your fear from 40 miles away...and it has nothing better to do today.