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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (6 children)

... Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I'd be interested in a robot wife.. I've got my husband for sex but we're tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We'd both like a wife.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

and your husband won't be tempted to fuck it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

And that's where you'd be wrong!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I'm so down.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are robot cat boxes tbf

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Those can be lethal for your cats.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Monogamy? In this economy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.

But we have to prioritize here, if it can't fuck there's no point, throw it in the trash.

I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.

[–] cheddar 5 points 2 months ago

I've seen this in Detroit: Become Human.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sign me up for a house-bot. I'm so tired by the time I get home from work that I'd love a robot to do all the chores for me.