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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If the walkway goes inside the building, then yes. And the walkway usually leads directly to the second floor, because the airplane door is 3 metres above the ground.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

OK but what about going onto the ground?

Like, in your garden, is that the first floor of the planet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Inside the building it's the first floor, even if it's exactly at the sea level altitude. Outside the building it's the ground. Basement levels start at minus one, there is no zeroth floor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Exactly, the idea that you go up a floor because there's a roof over your head is very silly.