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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

🙅 zeroth, first, second, third
👉 Zerost, onest, twost, threest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm the twost two that's ever twoed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good luck standardizing English

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Englist*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Northern England just got a new nickname.