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THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots
STEP 1: find company run by idiots
STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job
STEP 3: barely work at all
STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks