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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is wrong. It's the encabulation effect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Modern bicycles include an isotropic harmonization manifold to achieve the same thing without an encabulator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do they account for side fumbling?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well they took 6 hydrocomptic marzel vains, and fitted them carefully to the ambiphasiant lunar wainshaft. This effectively prevents side fumbling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm looking through google scholar and I can't seem to dig up anything about this.

Could you express the principle in terms of stilted Newton pentameter?