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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

why would that get you banned?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bunch of insecure men who dislike feminist takes. I got banned for posting something similar, despite being the proud owner of some bullocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if the testicles you're referring to are in your pants or attached to mooing bovines in your fields. I'm not sure I need to know, because I'm sufficiently amused by the ambiguity, but if you want to tell me more about the testicles, I'm here for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love everything about this comment: the bemused tone, the bovines, the offer for moral support. It has it all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You made me smile so hard and I nearly burst out laughing, but I surpressed it because otherwise I would have to explain to my wife, and I'm not sure I can.

But however many testicles there are, and wherever you're keeping them, know that I forever support your pride in those surely magnificent danglies of yours.