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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13145612

(edit) Would someone please ship some counterfeit money through there and get it confiscated, so the police can then be investigated for spending counterfeit money?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are the dogs going to do with all that money?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard of cops being called dogs. Pigs, sure. Anyway, money confiscated in this way usually finances police station frills like high-end coffee machines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dogs is more accurate. Pigs are cleaner than dogs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You've clearly never chilled with a pig

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Really? I thought pigs were 2-cycle animals (eat their own output on the first iteration, like rabbits), no? I mean, sure, some minority of dogs eat their excrement -- the same dogs that end up in the homes of Blue Collar Comedy comedians. Tough contest I guess. I had a dog that rolled in every rotten dead fish it encountered by the lake. Not sure why.. maybe it serves as a good cologne to attract the females.

(edit) dogs might have a better memory than cops.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

pigs have much the same kind of diet as humans, so i don't know of any reason for them to eat their own poo.
Rabbits do this because they eat fibrous plant matter and it needs to go through twice to be processed sufficiently, they don't have multiple stomachs like other grazers do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I meant the animals, but I guess that works too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

yeah, I was slow to realize that. Like a day slow.