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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

20 years from now:

Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.