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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Maga punk: Love cops. Sees black guy kneeling in football games a disgrace. Supports Felon. Thinks pedos are disgusting except when it's Trump. Doesnt understand the lyrics to punk songs. Believes they're a victim because someone called them a bad name. Wants to protect babies with action but school shootings is thoughts and prayers.