Fuck Trucks 🖕

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American pickup trucks; those gaudy, humungous, unnecessary, pedestrian-killing, environment destroyers. Fuck people who own these to feel "tough" and compensate.

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NHTSA targets truck bloat! (www.theverge.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows bigger trucks reduce pedestrian casualties. They're easier to spot, and they inspire a certain primal fear that really encourages getting out of the way. Think of the children!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, that's impractical, because then we'd need to raise all of the bridges.

Instead, let's add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.