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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Whichever one made the 911 call

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And their neighbor just because.