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[–] [email protected] 203 points 7 months ago (14 children)

I just want to say for the record that if anyone is on trial for brutally beating a KKK member and I'm on the jury I will never ever convict you. That is not a crime.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

On the jury, being shown some video evidence....

"It doesn't look like anything to me."

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago

Why would I convict him? He just whooped that ghost's ass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Clearly it's John Cena your honor

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You can actually question if video evidence is still credible, with editing software and deep fakes nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

“It’s not a crime to beat up a ghost, because ghosts don’t exist. I think we’re done here.”

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