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Nonpolitical Twitter

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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

Rules
  1. Again, no politics.
  2. No Lemmy posts. You're already on a Lemmy instance. There's no need to screenshot it and post it here.
  3. No Reddit posts. That's too similar to Lemmy.
  4. The joke must be text. Images can be included in the screenshot, but only as needed context.
  5. Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
  6. No doxxing. Again, don't crop out the author's name as he or she has chosen to share it, but definitely do not share extra information which may be personally identifiable or libelous.
  7. Link to the original post either in the body or in a comment.

We are obviously not affiliated with Twitter in any way.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've never seen a tall salsa. Only flat and wide

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is-...why?!

All of ours are no taller than this.

There might be tall ones for like tacos and stuff, I dunno.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They need to be taller to fit in the high fructose corn syrup duh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No they should be fatter from all the high fructose corn syrup. Just like me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Who cares about the hinterlands?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Tostito's salsa sold in the chip aisle, on those FUCKDAMN shirt catching shelf front cages.

Also Pace, when it is not sold in a squeeze bottle