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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Elves in LOTR have technically infinite vision because the world used to be flat and illuminated by two glowing trees that resided in Valinor. Because the world was flat, and Elves have essentially perfect vision at any distance, they could actually see things that were on the opposite side of the world.

After Morgoth (aka Melkor, aka the evil god that Sauron worships) and Ungoliant (the mother of Shelob, the spider that nearly kills Frodo) destroyed the trees then the world was made into a globe and Elves infinite vision ability, while still useful, wasn't quite as powerful as before.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So no they can use sign language to talk to someone on another planet of some other star?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The light would still presumably take several years to travel.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just how did I forget that

Well, they have the time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I'm thinking about a pair of elves is the worst sort of codependent relationship, but one light year apart.

They use sign language to constantly argue and make up with each other, but because of the one light year delay, they're maybe never quite at the same place in the argument/reconciliation cycle, both of them arguing with their counterpart one year prior.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

and the phone sex? just awful.

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