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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Because that is essentially what an ambulance currently is, and it conveniently comes right to your house, park, or business where you are dying. There are very few immediate life-saving measures that can be done at the hospital and not in the ambulance. Ambulances with paramedics are referred to as MICUs for a reason.