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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's gotta be a service that does this, though.

With some searching around, I found this place in Oklahoma: https://skullcleaning.com/

They mainly deal with hunting trophies but their price list covers almost every vertebrate animal you could think of: https://skullcleaning.com/services/skull-cleaning-pricelist/

"Human" is conspicuously absent, of course, but then you go to the "Skeletal Articulation" page and the first photo is of a fucking Centaur lmfao: https://skullcleaning.com/services/skeleton-articulation/

I feel like if you called up and asked, you at leastwouldn't get a hard "no". I'd bet good money that they've done work on human cadavers before.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love the suspicious amount of research you put into this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

What can I say, it nerd-sniped me.

[–] rushaction 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Human remains will only be accepted from bona-fide educational facilities. Contact us for more details.

Likely an explicit no. :(