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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Imagine a neighbor who’s annoying dog barks in their yard sometimes.

Now imagine a neighbor who’s fathers’s rotting corpse is slowly being eaten by beetles over the course of a year or more.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If you bury the body first it should take away a good chunk of the smell but you have to bury it in like a mesh cage almost so the bones and stuff can't be slowly moved over time by the beetles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'll take the corpse