https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/
I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?
Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??
You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.
You can boof it like Kavanagh too.
"Boof it like Kavanagh" sounds like a parody version of "Bend it Like Beckham" where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person
Men can't savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.
Keg Stand! Drink it pledge!
you're supposed to rip the cup open and scoop it out with your hands
If you're not shotgunning your milkshakes are you even drinking them?
Slow down there, Ron.
Obviously your supposed to tongue it out of a man’s ass
Ngl that sounds kinda gay.
https://media.tenor.com/5xqFHi0bcTAAAAAM/homelander-milk.gif
You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.
I think you're supposed to squint with one eye, scream "ACK ACK ACK" as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.
I would love it if this nimrod had to drink a shake on screen right after this inane comment.
Maybe with a spoon? I could imagine drinking it like a fully liquid drink, but that sounds like it would get pretty messy pretty quickly, like when a cup of ice spills onto your face.