The Onion

4544 readers

713 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

The Onion
Clickhole
McSweeney's
Reductress
The Chaser
The Hard Times
- The Hard Drive
The Needling
Tattletale Times

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

1035

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

128 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I imagine it's just a form they fill out with a few fields: city, number of shooters, number of dead, number of wounded. The rest of it stays the same each time.

permalink
fedilink
source
parent