this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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When your ass is so massive it bends light. Haters will say it's photoshopped.
If a lady's ass is so dense that it bends space, im not sure hitting that would be so fun.
It would be like fucking steel and smacking concrete.
Hard pass, thank you very much. Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass.
Is this not the dream?