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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water. (infosec.pub)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Granted, you have a nice full water bottle. As you open it, it starts spurting water that freezes as soon as it reaches rest. The shock of ice on your skin causes you to drop the bottle. Quickly the bottle is covered in a layer of ice except for where new water keeps jetting out. Before you know it your home is encased entirely in ice. A few weeks later it's your whole town.