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Anon isn't a fan of Judas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Claims to be the highest level Cleric in the game
Dies to a single hit from a level 1 spearman

Judas was correct to take the money. Those apostles would have been TPK'd at Masada anyway.

[–] hex 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah but in the lore he chose to let himself get killed so he could flex his resurrection spell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That was a post-game DM rewrite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ahh, but that single strike was a coup-de-grace. And it looks like Jesus just couldn't pass that fortitude save...