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Claims to be the highest level Cleric in the game
Dies to a single hit from a level 1 spearman
Judas was correct to take the money. Those apostles would have been TPK'd at Masada anyway.
Yeah but in the lore he chose to let himself get killed so he could flex his resurrection spell.
That was a post-game DM rewrite.
Ahh, but that single strike was a coup-de-grace. And it looks like Jesus just couldn't pass that fortitude save...