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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant (thehardtimes.net)

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Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to Allsport?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That stuff was my jam for wrestling team hydration