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Already planning for how to survive in jail (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I’d shoot myself in the head beforehand if I had to go to jail fr. Makes me a good citizen with ethics and all that stuff. How do you call them? Morals. I have morals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure where the gun came from but regardless I think the store owner would likely prefer if you left the mess elsewhere.

Also what is not moral about walking through a store without finding what one was looking for?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t know it just reminded me that the jail equals suicide beforehand for me and that works pretty good as a deterrent from bigger theft, drunk driving etc.

Some would say "don’t drunk drive cause you can kill someone", I’d say "don’t kill someone cause you will go to jail".

I only do small stuff like really small to get that illegal thrill scratch scratched. And great thrill it is indeed. I don’t even detonate random diy explosives anymore. Boring as fuck but it is the life. The days of illegal thrills are over as soon as you cross the magic 18 yo barrier and can be sentenced as an adult.

Now we are all responsible boring saints who have them strong moral opinions on curing world hunger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lol you guys can’t handle me when I am honest, good for you I think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More about not making any sense than honesty, honestly. But it's pretty fun, dive deeper.