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CW: SA, pedophelia, necrophelia.

So if this is too dark, feel free to delete my post. I know that it's pretty fucked up.

So about 10 or 12 years ago someone showed me a really old clip of a stand-up comedian who managed to deliver the most horrible, soul-crushing insults without swearing. It couldnt have been newer than the 1990s. I managed to memorize the essence of the bit, because it was so striking. It went like this:

'What in the name of the legalized paedophilia of braindead children is that? That is so pretending your girlfriend's vagina is a dead man's eye socket so you can come. You, my friend, are the guilty orgasm of a rape victim.'

Sorry. I know it's incredibly dark. I apologize if I upset anyone. Again, feel free to remove my post. I'll delete it myself if people are really upset. I just really want to find this clip.

Thanks in advance.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly it sounds like a Dave Attell joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the reply, but I don't think it's him. I looked up his stuff, and he doesn't quite fit the bill. I think the guy I saw had a mustache with no beard, possibly reddish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ah he has a similar joke that goes:

"There's a guy, let's call him me, he's fucking the left eye of a pumpkin.

'If he didn't want it why was he smiling at me?'"