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I don't support physical violence in most cases but people who use speakerphone or listen to music out loud in public spaces should be flogged.
Zoomer moment
Imagine syncing some pussy ass headphones up to your boombox to avoid using the speakers
In the bus? I don't want you to use a boombox in the fucking bus
Became just the bus
Yeah i'd be fine with people using speakers on the sidewalk tbh
But if you're in an enclosed space, a quiet space, or a crammed space, that's just annoying for everyone else. Especially since, speaking of a boombox, it's never music, they're almost always watching tiktok
Hi shitbag, I can't wear earphones due to persistent ear infection risk due to a punctured eardrum and repeated past infections.
Come up and flog me and see what happens...
Public is public, if you have sensory issues, that's on you. No one has ever given me a pass for mine so fucking deal with it.
Also: I fully support physical violence and find it enjoyable.
Youre not the majority, noone owes it to you to assume that and be nice either
Telling me I can't use my phone in public because for some reason you have Japan-train-levels of silence expectation is not being nice.
Public is public, as long as it breaks no noise laws I am free to listen to my entire family friendly MLP fanfic audiobook archive and you have zero right to be judgmental. All of modern society has conspired to erase our public squares and meeting places and replace it all with a maze of asphalt so DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE do the Man's job for him with your exclusionary delicacies.
Public is public and you should support every use of it or they will just keep taking more and more away.
They're already working on the libraries, so don't fucking help them with your bullshit memes.
Username checks out.
Funny cause I picked it by smashing my fist into the keyboard.
If we see you playing music out loud on public transport, we reserve the right to pick you a new username with your fuckin face
I would absolutely love to see you and any three of your friends try it. You really have no idea how many DECADES of undirected rage my EDS has heaped on me and I have been absolutely SALIVATING for a chance to express it legally.
I have to be so fucking CAREFUL whenever I go out, to keep calm, to not think about things that anger me because I don't want to do something stupidly regrettable and ruin my life over it.
The MOMENT some clueless idiot lays their hands on me I am going to absolutely break them and will enjoy every moment of it.
Don't EVER fuck with someone who medically enjoys hurting people.
Phwoar mate, you missed the FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH bit, but otherwise I did get semi-erect at your sheer manliness and could almost smell your balls
Yes, gotta love keyboard warriors. The manliest of men.
To be fair he sounded about 12 so maybe his mum was upset that he didn't do the dishes I dunno
Nah, she probably just suggested he eat something healthier than chicken nuggets, and now he is stewing in the rage of someone who has never had to learn how to regulate their emotions properly. Though his whole "I medically desire violence" and "just waiting for the chance" remarks scream edgy teenager, or adult man who never aged out of high school.
I want to say username checks out but don't at the same time
The eternal mystery of the dichotomy of man