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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Typical breathing rate is 12-20 per minute or 4-$7k per day and you get that even if you sleep all day. So as long as I don't need to individually count and bill for each breath I'll go for that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you digest carbohydrates, you wont believe how many bonds you break with every step you take and every move you make.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

They said that doesn't count.