RPGMemes

10142 readers

304 users here now

Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

873

Add this to your next human's repertoire (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

86 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Yeah this is a primary reason I hate elves being so much longer lived than humans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Why do you hate them because of that? I love them for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Because it makes a complete mockery of history, because it means they're clearly completely incapable of learning anything in a reasonable timeframe (what were you doing for the last two hundred years? picking your toes???), because it means they cannot possible think like the humans playing them as they work on a totally different timescale, because elf culture would have to either be completely alien or stuck in the bronze age, and finally because it just rubs me the wrong way!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like elves would get into tea, dwarves would get into coffee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.

load more comments (3 replies)