Science Memes

10940 readers

1846 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
Keep it rooted (on topic).
No spam.
Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

[email protected]

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

982

Ideal Shrek Zone (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

26 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I'd rather go out to Wayne's World if it's going to be Mike Myers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dyeing instantly would be preferable imo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My preferred death would be something so utterly absurd that people would talk about it for decades afterward.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

So like the one jar guy?