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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You spelled beer wrong.

Can confirm, am in bed now with a glass of beer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who said I was gonna let the beer get warm?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thermodynamics usually

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but I never said I was going to sleep, I'm just in bed..

Beer is nearing empty and still cold 👍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I love beer and all, but that would fuck up your teeth and mouth biome.