this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if it's Jesus' penis?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mark 9:13

Jesus replied, "Elijah does indeed come, and he will restore all things. But I tell you that Elijah has already come, and they did not recognize him, but have done to him whatever they wished. In the same way, the Son of Man will suffer at their hands."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That would be great. You'll have 3 whole days to climb until he rises again.