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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

To the tune of the Flipper theme:

They call him eggboy, eggboy!

Master of frying!

No one you see

Can cook them as he

And we know

Eggboy!

Lives by a greasy oven

Frying and lovin

Lovin his eggggggggs!