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There are only two people with my name in the U.S. and the other person doesn't have my middle name or even middle initial. I typed my name, including middle initial, into ChatGPT and it invented an incredible hallucination where I'm some kind of guy who does team-building talks to businesspeople. Which could not be further from the truth. It was such a weird hallucination that I have no idea what it could possibly have calculated.
Ask it where is your office and apply for a job there
I'm guessing it's in Jerkoff, Arkanzona. Arkanzona: The Oatmeal State. Its state motto is, "You know you want me, baby!" Its state flower is peat moss and its state bird is the emu.
Why does this sound so suspiciously plausible
Lol It's got the exact mix of ridiculous terms and unearned self-assuredness of AI.
My guess is that your name is so poorly represented in the training data that it just picked the most common kind of job history that is represented.
Your name cannot possibly be that unique
Believe what you like, I'm not telling you what it is.
The Holocaust greatly narrowed my family tree in terms of my last name.
Ahhh. Gotcha.
I'm one of five in the world with my name so far as any social media or other records has shown. I'm the ONLY one with the same first middle last. It's certainly possible.