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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Also, never let your passenger put their feet up on the dashboard. Unless they want their lungs punctured by their own tibia.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

That sounds fun who wouldn't want that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Or rest their head near the side curtain airbags. Loads of cars have them now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But how about RSI from sitting still in the same position for too long?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Easy, just jump out of a moving car every once in a while.