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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wrote my bachelor's thesis in Haskell and have never touched it again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

A lot of people feel that way. If I need to generate a set of numbers or a certain string, though, it's pretty easy to punch out a one-liner in GHCi, and that's usually my use case.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When did baccalaureate theses become a thing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if you're trying to be funny or your autocorrect is, but in Germany, when they switched from diploma to the bachelor/master system, both bachelor and master come with a theses. Many people leave with a bachelor, especially in computer science, so that might be why. Don't know about other countries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I see. They aren't standard at US Universities, though I did have to complete capstone projects for each of my BS degrees.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's half a semester worth of credit points while the master theses is a whole semester here so it might be similar to your system