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Health Experts Recommend Doing Exact Opposite Of Whatever Simon Cowell Doing To His Body (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So many upvotes and no comments because none of us know what to add to a perfect Onion article. It's short and sweet, too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can someone get me a pic of this Simon guy so I can understand the joke. I am prohibited from using search engines by the demon that has taken over my soul.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The article has a photo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you :-)