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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

it can't possibly be that you're more exposed to Mormons, right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More exposed to them than who? Idk what you're trying to imply.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

than you are to Muslims

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah, gotcha. No, I know more Muslims than Mormons.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ok... so where do you meet around 20 Mormons but even more Muslims?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Waiting in line at your mom's house.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sure buddy, like your old muslim girlfriend from canada in the 80s. we get ya.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago