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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I painted my skoolie (used school bus converted to a motor home) with about sixty cans of Rustoleum. It was annoying as fuck trying to buy the stuff at Home Depot. Like, I'm going to go tagging with fucking Antique White spray paint?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More like huff yourself to death

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd be better off buying 60 cans of Reddi-Whip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who has the fridge space for that?!?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You can simply buy the small charge canisters of them. A twelve pack in about the same footprint as a four pack of beer, and is about 4ish inches tall.

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Whip-BW-24-Whipped-chargers/dp/B00ZYFD13O