this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Most of these “tester” positions are boring to the point of testing your sanity. Monotony is the state of doing little outside of a simple, repetitive routine and it offers a unique hell to each of its occupants. When one is consumed by tedium, they are compelled to consume it in turn, reshaping themselves to fill their fresh wounds like a reluctant ouroboros. You dip, you walk, you place, you return, you dip, you walk, you place, you return. The shining isn’t far off.

~former apple sauce sampler

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want those hotel bed tester job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, you mean bedbug bite cure tester

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