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What's up with JD Vance and couches?? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If the dude has any balls he'll release a home porn movie of him fucking a couch, just for the memes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately, like, it would be so ballsy it would also get him in the joke. We would still call him a couch fucker, but it doesn't have the same amount of funny if he embraces it.

What the fuck am I saying id lose my shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I suppose it would be pretty on-brand for the party that's trying to completely outlaw porn to start producing their own super-weird porn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Super on brand for them to do things they are trying to stop everyone else from doing.