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Anything that makes you apply your hand to your face.
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Because, like many women, if I don't, I'll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.
And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!
Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.
Damn whores and their
Wanting to live!