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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

you go to shake someone's hand, it comes off. they're made of cake

you scream and leap into the arms of another person, you fall onto them and are covered in whipped cream. they're also made of cake

you vomit all over yourself, the room is silent, you look at everyone in horror. they're all made of cake

you vomit again. it's whipped cream. you are made of cake