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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could in theory be saved later by "Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it's any excuse I was drunk when I sent it." If feeling confident, could be followed by "The part about having a crush on you was true tho.".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Could be saved by "Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message..."

[–] ICastFist 4 points 1 month ago

"I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"The keys are right next to each other"