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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No no they burst into snakes and lizards that eat the people spiders. Ah the circle of life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So the bald eagle eats the snakes and lizards, right?

Right!?!?

Dude WTF!!!!!!