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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago (4 children)

what if you die already with a butt plug? they pop that one out first?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago

Depends on if the first one is screwed in tight enough.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Yours may appear on their Wall of Fame.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Thank you. That really made me smile and I never would have asked that question myself. Now I wonder what they do if you had a bigger one in at time of death.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

staple your asshole shut

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They grab a can of Fix-A-Flat to seal up the hole real good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's a matter of specifications. Right tool for the job.