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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I pour it into the air intake vents of cars that were parked by assholes, but only when I'm out of eggs to crack in there instead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Truly my bred'ren